Joey: But it hurt’s my Joey’s Apple.
Chandler: Okay, for the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.
Ross: Guess what happened at work today?
Chandler: A dinosaur died a million years ago?
This is why Chandler Bing is our spirit animal.
“I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.”
Janice: What a small world!
Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyonce.