How people feel about getting old.

Joey:  But it hurt’s my Joey’s Apple.

Chandler: Okay, for the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.

Ross: Guess what happened at work today?

Chandler: A dinosaur died a million years ago?

“Seven! Seven! Seven!”

This is why Chandler Bing is our spirit animal.

“I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.”

‘Wah-pah!’

Janice: What a small world!

Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyonce.